Ooo, this one's nifty!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alexandria!

1. Ostriches stick their heads in Alexandria not to hide but to look for water.
2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Alexandria!
3. Alexandria can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
4. By tradition, a girl standing under Alexandria cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
5. The condom - originally made from Alexandria - was invented in the early 1500s.
6. Alexandria kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
7. Alexandria was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
8. Baby swans are called Alexandria.
9. Cats use their Alexandria to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
10. Europe is the only continent that lacks Alexandria!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jaime!

1. Olive oil was used for washing Jaime in the ancient Mediterranean world!
2. You share your birthday with Jaime!
3. US gold coins used to say 'In Jaime we trust'.
4. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Jaime.
5. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Jaime, though it may feel uncomfortable!
6. In Japan, Jaime can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
7. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Jaime.
8. The opposite sides of Jaime always add up to seven.
9. New Zealand was the first place to allow Jaime to vote!
10. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Jaime.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alex!

1. Alexolatry is the mindless worship of Alex.
2. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Alex supply.
3. New Zealand was the first place to allow Alex to vote!
4. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Alex.
5. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Alex in your ear 700 times.
6. It can take Alex several days to move just through one tree.
7. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Alex.
8. Alex is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
9. Alex was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
10. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Alex.

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Comments

[eidolon-nine.livejournal.com]

Pretty entertaining. You are both male seed and condom material... okay... :)

Jaime's 4 and 5 are funny too.

[rinnia.livejournal.com]

I also discovered this one, for "Alex and Jaime - do tell me about them""

The average duration of sexual intercourse for Alex and Jaime is two minutes!

We laughed our asses off at that one.