But Homestar can win the stupid competition!

[rinnia]

A dinner conversation the other day led to this idea: In a comment on this post, try to gross me out. No, seriously. Just try. There are a few rules:

1) No pictures, videos, etc. Just words, baby.
2) No death. This is meant to be fun, and I really don't want to hear things that'll make me sad like that.

Alright, got it? Just do your best to gross me out, to the point where I ask you to stop. First one to accomplish that gets... oh, I dunno. I'll figure something out. Now get grossing!

Comments

[eidolon-nine.livejournal.com]

Steve. Nekkid.

[eidolon-nine.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, that would be enough to gross *anyone* out. :)

[eidolon-nine.livejournal.com]

Nekkid Steve DDR.

[voifac.livejournal.com]

those who have spent enough time studying such manners reccomend that due to AIRBORNE PARTICLES, you keep your toothbrush at least 6 feet away from the toilet.

[eidolon-nine.livejournal.com]

Winry X Ed.

[rinnia.livejournal.com]

*shudders* That's pretty bad, but still not at my breaking point yet.

[eidolon-nine.livejournal.com]

Steve X Ed?

[(Anonymous)]

Metal Al making spiky metal love to various ferrets with his painful, spiky metal manhood. Lots o' juices all around.

[(Anonymous)]

Feel free to delete that last one.

[thewolfplush.livejournal.com]

A little doujinshi called 'Ona Nina', available on rizahawkeye.com. Armor!Al X Nina X Alexander action, dog penis and vibrating armor dildo and a horny little girl? Oh yeah, y'won't be able to go near a carton of milk for a long, long, long time.

God, I just reminded myself of it...*twitch*