the real cause of crop circles

[rinnia]

me: oh hey, derek, listen to this.
derek: *playing metroid* hm?
me: the mad cow beef recall? it previously covered a few states, including nevada, right?
derek: yes...?
me: *giggles* they just spread it out some more. alaska's included now too.
derek: aw fuck.
me: why is there a recall anyway?
derek: *shrugs* not like we're eating the brain or spine.
me: nah. oh, and i like that the government has said the cow does not seem to be related to terrorists.
derek: *smirk* so they're finally letting that scapegoat go?