quotes from techers

[rinnia]

#1:
jaime: you have an awesome brain.
me: what?
jaime: i don't know why i said that. but you do.
me: don't lie to me.
jaime: i'm gonna call you that from now on.
me: don't.
jaime: hey, awesome brain!

#2:
jon: earlier, when cathy and i walked to my room, steve was in there without any pants.
me: what?! seriously?
jon: yeah. he said he was "shower fresh".
me: dude. did cathy see anything?
cathy: no, unfortunately. i mean, fortunately.

#3:
me: i need to find a picture of a fat chick in a bikini to photoshop steve's face onto. *clicks* no google filter! gimme the explicit images!
me and cathy: gaaaaaaaaah!
me: no explicit images! *turns the filter back on*
jon: well, why'd you turn it off if you didn't want explicit images?
me: i was expecting a fat chick showing off her bikini, not her groin area!