rinnia: (mr. yuck)
Alex Smith ([personal profile] rinnia) wrote2004-04-12 02:25 pm

dis is mai womb!

physics section this morning started off rather uneventful. martin's out of town, so we had a sub ta, and he seemed pretty cool. however, at exactly 9:35 am, over halfway into class, a small asian man brusquely stomped into the room.

asian man: (insert heavy accent for all of his lines) excuse me? i have this room reserved for my class.
bad ass sub ta: ... what?
asian man: this room is for my class! you must not be here.
sub ta: i'm just a sub, and chris martin told me that class was in this room.
asian man: i have class here monday and wednesday from 8 to 10 am.
sub ta: *looks at us* have you guys been in here before?
class: *nods*
asian man: maybe we could have negotiated but it's too late now.
sub ta: how many students are in your class? there's a room open down the hall that this class used to be in, but it couldn't seat them all.
asian man: i reserved this.
*asian man and sub ta leave the room*
class and ta: ... wtf?
sub ta: *returns* he's only got like six students. they can deal.

first off, let me point out the time discrepancies in his story. it was after 9:30, and his class supposedly started at eight? nice job reporting the problem before it was "too late". keep this in mind, and i shall continue.

about ten minutes later:
asian man: *stomps in again* i have just gone to the registrar's office and confirmed that i have this room!
sub ta: how many students are you supposed to have? there's a room open down there that could seat all the ones i saw.
asian man: i have twenty students. we have this room.
sub ta: when did your class start?
asian man: 9:30, so it is too late now! i will not negotiate with you!
sub ta: *very composed* class, let's go. this is not logical and very unfair.
asian man: *huffs about*

as we left, we witnessed his twenty student class: it was definitely no more than six, as the sub ta had said originally. wonder why all the others didn't come to class? couldn't have anything to do with his bright, understanding disposition, that's for sure. and also, note the time discrepancies again: now his class started at 9:30? make up your mind, kind sir. if you can't read a clock, or speak english well enough to understand basic rational arguments, perhaps you shouldn't be teaching at an american institute.

the whole class trudged down to the other room, where indeed we did not fit. steve, jaime, and i were all among those who had to sit on the floor since every viable seat was filled. it was so packed that our floor seats weren't even with the rest of the class, but rather underneath one of the blackboards! i mean, christ. but we all made fun of the dickhole prof by shouting "this is my room!" and "i will not negotiate with you!", so everyone, ta included, kept a good attitude about the whole ordeal.

must search the tech directory to see if i can find a picture of this guy. 'twould be fun to post it somewhere and publicly mock him further. asshat.