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Chupa(insert animal here)
Excerpt from Tuesday's lunch, during a discussion about wildlife management:
"It's all stupid. I mean, they probably have too many of some type of animal because they brought them in to eat something else."
"Yeah, there's a place like that with iguanas. They used to have a bug problem, so they brought in iguanas, and now there's nothing to eat them."
"Except the Chupaguana."
"The Chupaguana?"
"Yeah, Chupaguana."
"But then nothing eats that."
"Well, the Chupachupaguana does."
"But those are really big. It'll be even harder to get rid of them."
"Chupachupachupaguanas are bigger. Then we'd have to get Chupachupachupachupaguanas to eat them, and that's not good, 'cause those eat humans too."
"And we don't want that."
"It's all stupid. I mean, they probably have too many of some type of animal because they brought them in to eat something else."
"Yeah, there's a place like that with iguanas. They used to have a bug problem, so they brought in iguanas, and now there's nothing to eat them."
"Except the Chupaguana."
"The Chupaguana?"
"Yeah, Chupaguana."
"But then nothing eats that."
"Well, the Chupachupaguana does."
"But those are really big. It'll be even harder to get rid of them."
"Chupachupachupaguanas are bigger. Then we'd have to get Chupachupachupachupaguanas to eat them, and that's not good, 'cause those eat humans too."
"And we don't want that."