- Ostriches stick their heads in Alexandria not to hide but to look for water.
- Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Alexandria!
- Alexandria can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
- By tradition, a girl standing under Alexandria cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
- The condom - originally made from Alexandria - was invented in the early 1500s.
- Alexandria kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
- Alexandria was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
- Baby swans are called Alexandria.
- Cats use their Alexandria to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
- Europe is the only continent that lacks Alexandria!
- Olive oil was used for washing Jaime in the ancient Mediterranean world!
- You share your birthday with Jaime!
- US gold coins used to say 'In Jaime we trust'.
- The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Jaime.
- There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Jaime, though it may feel uncomfortable!
- In Japan, Jaime can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Jaime.
- The opposite sides of Jaime always add up to seven.
- New Zealand was the first place to allow Jaime to vote!
- The Eskimos have over fifty words for Jaime.
- Alexolatry is the mindless worship of Alex.
- Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Alex supply.
- New Zealand was the first place to allow Alex to vote!
- Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Alex.
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Alex in your ear 700 times.
- It can take Alex several days to move just through one tree.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Alex.
- Alex is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
- Alex was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Alex.