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Of Top Chef and Buttsecks
(A blonde woman with a short spiked haircut talks on TV)
Jaime: Lesbian.
Me: Oh yeah?
Jaime: Yep. I judge very harshly based on haircut. You know, fauxhawk equals gay, like Ilan.
Me: *mimics Ilan's lines to Marcel* Maybe it's because you're a virgin.
Jaime: I think that's why he bugs Marcel so much.
Me: So he'll just snap eventually, and be like, "I'll show you 'virgin'!"
Jaime: And then sexin'.
Me: It all makes sense.
Jaime: Lesbian.
Me: Oh yeah?
Jaime: Yep. I judge very harshly based on haircut. You know, fauxhawk equals gay, like Ilan.
Me: *mimics Ilan's lines to Marcel* Maybe it's because you're a virgin.
Jaime: I think that's why he bugs Marcel so much.
Me: So he'll just snap eventually, and be like, "I'll show you 'virgin'!"
Jaime: And then sexin'.
Me: It all makes sense.