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NOT NICE.
Me: *inspecting my new yarn* Man, this yarn calls for an L hook. I don't even have an L hook. Wait... I've got a K; you think that'd work?
Jaime: Hey, Alex. L hook dies.
Me: *crying noises*
Jaime: No, I'm sorry. That's not true. L dies.
Me: *sobbing*
Jaime: You already knew that!
Me: But I hate hearing about it!
Jaime: Okay, okay. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Me: ... Because 7 ate 9?
Jaime: No, because 7 killed L.
Me: Noooooooo!
Jaime: Hey, Alex. L hook dies.
Me: *crying noises*
Jaime: No, I'm sorry. That's not true. L dies.
Me: *sobbing*
Jaime: You already knew that!
Me: But I hate hearing about it!
Jaime: Okay, okay. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Me: ... Because 7 ate 9?
Jaime: No, because 7 killed L.
Me: Noooooooo!