I'll take Basic Science for 1200.

[rinnia]

Trebek: Graphite is a soft form of this element.
Jaime and Me: *eyeroll*
First Dude: What is lead?
Jaime: Did he just get that wrong? What did he say?
Me: I think he said lead.
Jaime: Ha!
Second Dude: What is coal?
Me: COAL?!
Jaime: Ahahahaha!
Me: *weeping*