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Alex Smith ([personal profile] rinnia) wrote2009-06-02 03:28 pm

How Sony won me over, and then lost me completely.

Sony: FFXIII?
FFXIII: I'm so pretty, and look at my crazy plot!
Me: Yay! *drool*
Sony: More Squenix?
Me: Versus XIII, please.
Sony: FFXIV?
Me: WHAT.
FFXIV: I'm so pretty, and look at my standard plot!
Me: Approve, approve.
FFXIV: ... Online.
Me: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.
Sony: So, we've shown stuff for all audiences, from teen and tween girls to hardcore gamers...
Me: So teen girls are the opposite of hardcore gamers, huh? Interesting. I think we're done here.

Bonus: I can't stand how "casual" has become a dirty word. What's PS3's answer to Wiimote style motion control being "casual"? First person shooter mode. Ugh. Why isn't gaming about enjoying playing games anymore?