I am apparently mega-lame.
Amazon's top recommendation for me is this. The worst part? I'm actually tempted. I mean, it's terrible and, as Jaime put it, looks like something from a magazine for teenage girls, but that's what makes it awesome.
I'm not sure if I'm ashamed of myself or not.
I'm not sure if I'm ashamed of myself or not.

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I say buy it, frame it, and hang it over the fireplace!
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